always and forever

ARENA.

I was at the eye doctor's and so out of boredom
I picked this up to read
the following is an abstract from the Arena Magazine

What (Real) women want:

1. Gender equality does not apply to the rules of dating. But you don't need to pay all the time- we modern women- have egos to satisfy too.
2. If your looking to catch my attention, flash a friendly smile- nobody want to talk to a sulker
3. Bling should be kept to a minimum unless it is of sentimental ornament from anyone but your ex!
4. There's no need to for you to constantly replace sports rims on your Toyota- face it , it'll never be a Ferrari
5. A pair of well groomed eyebrows makes a whole lot of difference. Unibrows are not cool.
6. Shave. Otherwise your not going to get that goodnight kiss.
7. Shirts embellished with tiny flowers prints are for cowboys in Lee Ang films. Not real men.
8. If you need somebody to run your errands all the time, get a domestic helper. If you want somebody to obey your every command. get a dog.
9. A subtle musk can be very alluring, just as long as it doesn't become an odour
10. A perfect date should have a pinch of surprise loaded with heaps of fun and laughter. Anything else is just an embellishment.

When I read no. 8 I started laughing,
but I think no. 10 makes sense.
who knew men's magazine were so funny?

posted by val @ 11:30 PM